Inner Demons

The dungeon audit is tonight. Your monsters are having breakdowns.

You're the therapist wizard. Your job: make four deeply troubled monsters look scary enough to pass inspection in 8 hours.

Your patients:

•   Goblin with crippling anxiety
•   Slime in a mid-afterlife crisis
•   Skeleton missing an arm and all confidence
•   Demon burnt out after seventeen centuries of paperwork

  The problem: They're not broken. They're just... sad.

  Reframe the Goblin's anxiety as "strategic awareness." Convince the Slime that being old makes them "vintage terror." Help the Skeleton see their missing arm as "battle-tested." Turn the Demon's exhaustion into "weaponised burnout."

It's a workplace comedy about monster mental health. With motivational seminars. And Form 27-B in triplicate.

The audit is in 8 hours. Can you turn sad into scary?

Note that you might need to give permission to untrusted executables to run this. Also the Linux version is entirely untested. Also there will be bugs and the whole thing may break.